Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : Despite the pilots' strike, and... I don't want to say where they're getting their pilots, but today - today they propped up Howard Hughes in the cockpit with a scarf.

• Johnny Carson : The Nuclear Regulatory Commission voted today to open the Three Mile Island reactor. Wow. That's - that's the best news I've heard since The Gong Show was reissued on videocassette.

• Johnny Carson : [on Chevy Chase turning 40 since his last appearance]  That is one of those, uh... milestones in a man's life. How do you - how do you feel?

  Chevy Chase : Much, uh, much... much larger, in ways.