- Charlotte: So how do we do this? It appears that we need to attach these little wires to this...
- [Maze shocks her with the defibrillator, and Charlotte falls to the floor, dead]
- Linda Martin: Maze!
- Mazikeen: Oops.
- Ella Lopez: All my legal contacts are out of this stuff.
- Dan Espinoza: Wait, you have *illegal* contacts?
- Ella Lopez: You don't?
- Professor Carlisle: It keeps happening. Over and over. It's like I'm in Hell!
- Lucifer Morningstar: There's no "like" about it.
- Linda Martin: [Lucifer is stuck in Hell] I can't believe I'm saying this, but... what if I go?
- Mazikeen: What? You? What makes you think you'd go to Hell and not Heaven?
- Linda Martin: There are things you don't know about me.
- Linda Martin: Lucifer, what makes you so sure you'd go to Hell?
- Lucifer Morningstar: In case you've missed it, doctor, I've been banned from Heaven. There's no where else for me to go.
- Linda Martin: And you're sure there's no other way to get there? I mean, dying?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, if anyone has a better suggestion, by all means, speak up now. Quite frankly, I'd prefer to Uber there.
- Ella Lopez: You guys done having your whisper fight? Just make out already and get it over with. Yeesh!
- Ella Lopez: You said come right away, so I came right away. You're lucky I remembered to put on pants... eventually.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Maddox is threatening them with a baseball bat] Take a swing and I'll shove that so far up your ass you'll have splinters in your stool.
- Dan Espinoza: Criminals like Maddox, they use art sales to cover up money transfers. They could demand any price for a piece of art, and in return provide whatever it is their clients really want.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Can he provide an eye bath? I'll need one after this.
- Lucifer Morningstar: There's a good chance the doctor won't be able to revive me. And we don't want me to stay dead, do we?
- [Amenadiel shrugs]
- Lucifer Morningstar: That was a rhetorical question.
- Ricardo Lopez: Ella? What are you doing here?
- Dan Espinoza: You know this guy?
- Ella Lopez: Only since birth.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm not sure what lead I'm following here, but am I supposed to let them punch me, too?
- Dan Espinoza: What? No. I screwed up. Okay, Lucifer? I let my anger get the better of me and now Chloe's gonna pay for it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What, so this isn't some elaborate game of bloody possum?
- Dan Espinoza: Of course not!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, well, in that case...
- [Escapes his bindings]
- Amenadiel: All that I have ever wanted to do for all of my existence was make Father proud. I thought I was doing great works in His name. Instead, the very first of His angels was busy making you a little girlfriend.
- Linda Martin: I'm going to give you 60 seconds then re-surge your heart.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Sixty seconds? I've had orgasms that last longer.
- Dave Maddox: [His goons are beating up Dan] I would do this myself, but painting hand and all that.
- Dan Espinoza: You are making a big mistake.
- Dave Maddox: You're right. I can just find something to hit you with!
- Dan Espinoza: Don't mess with us right now, man, it's my wife...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ex-wife.
- Dan Espinoza: My ex-wife's life is on the line.
- Dave Maddox: You... so you're trying to help your *ex*-wife? Something's wrong with you, buddy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What is it you desire?
- Dave Maddox: I-I want someone to buy my art because they actually like it.
- [sighs]
- Dave Maddox: Clients only buy my paintings because they're forced to as part of our deal, but... I know they just throw them away. And treat 'em like trash.
- Lucifer Morningstar: An insult to trash.
- Dave Maddox: All I want... more than anything, is just... is to be treated like a real artist.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Really? That's it? Well, miracles aren't my thing, but I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
- Linda Martin: Ice to slow your brain cells from dying, and painkillers to, well, kill the pain.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Got it covered, thanks.
- [Takes out a flask]