Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : [on a touring show of Elvis' belongings]  I think if you're gonna fondle somebody's underwear, preferably - preferably the person should be alive, and wearing it.

• Johnny Carson : [on new sex-specific diapers]  If you've ever diapered an infant boy, you are aware immediately of anatomical differences. The extra padding should be added to your face.