- Lois Griffin: Peter, it's not a horse. Chris, what the hell is that?
- Chris Griffin: Oh, this is Mr. Quagmire's horse gimp.
- Lois Griffin: What is a horse gimp?
- Chris Griffin: It's a sexual fetishist who derives erotic pleasure from dressing in horse-themed leather gear.
- Glenn Quagmire: You know, you are doing a great job, Chris. Why don't you jerk the rest of the day off.
- [last lines]
- Vinny: All right. Listen up, you little pieces of garbage. This song about getting hot burns from baked clams. And otha' kids stuff.
- Olivia Fuller: I'm just saying, after every show, the fans are always petting Brian and not you.
- Stewie Griffin: Nobody is allowed to pet me, it's illegal.