- Henry Mills: I should have known that Operation Cobra: Part Two wouldn't have been as simple as I thought.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Why is that?
- Henry Mills: Because it's a sequel, and they're always more involved than the original.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: I'm sorry, mate. I don't understand.
- Henry Mills: "Empire Strikes Back"? "Godfather: Part II"?
- [Hook looks clueless]
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: What? What?
- Henry Mills: "Temple of Doom"?
- [Hook gives him a blank stare]
- Henry Mills: You know... the best sequels ever. It's definitely time for a movie night.
- David Nolan: [after a a mysterious man leaves them a note] And he just left it on the counter?
- Henry Mills: Then he vanished. You think he might be the Invisible Man? Or maybe a vampire. What if he's Dracula? Oh, wait. It's daytime.
- Evil Queen: You're worried I'm going to hurt my better half, aren't you?
- Zelena: It remains to be seen which half is better.
- Evil Queen: The handmaiden's story finally caught up with her. Just like yours is catching up with you. Miss me?
- [Tp Henry]
- Evil Queen: Hi, sweetie. Mommy's back.
- Evil Queen: You didn't tell Regina about our little visit to the vault. You didn't even tell her I was in town. You know how much I admire the ability to keep a secret.
- Zelena: Oh. So it was a test. And, here, I thought you were different than Regina.
- Evil Queen: I am, because, unlike her, I will never doubt you again.
- Zelena: So, when you said I'd get my sister back...
- [sighs]
- Zelena: You didn't mean Regina, did you?
- Evil Queen: I'm the sister you want, Zelena. I know this because... you're just like me... You would never settle for less. And Regina is quite literally... the lesser of two evils.
- Emma Swan: I think you're right. I think I probably should tell my family about the visions or dreams or whatever.
- Dr. Archibald 'Archie' Hopper: Well, I'm glad to hear that.
- Emma Swan: But I can't. At least not yet.
- Dr. Archibald 'Archie' Hopper: Does this have anything to do with your rival, the Evil Queen?
- Emma Swan: You heard?
- Dr. Archibald 'Archie' Hopper: Yeah. Bashful was my 4:00, and he likes to talk about current events before diving in.
- David Nolan: Okay! Room keys are on the counter. Fresh clothes are by the jukebox.
- Musketeer Man: What's a jukebox?
- Baron Danglars: Go ahead. Kill me. But this masquerade won't bring you justice.
- Count of Monte Cristo: Oh, I'm after something much more satisfying...
- [Stabs him]
- Count of Monte Cristo: ... Revenge.