Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2016)

Orlando Belisle: Roger

Quotes 

• [the Critic sees a bright light shine down on him] 

  Roger : [from inside the light]  You thought my terror was over? You thought there was no more torture to confront? Well, you were wrong!

  Nostalgia Critic : What the Jesus? What is that?

  Roger : The time has come to finish what you started years ago.

  [the light stops, leaving behind a DVD of "Scooby-Doo 2"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Why aren't I used to stuff like this already?

  [he sees the DVD] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, God!

  Roger : [appearing dressed as a security guard]  Hello. Something I miss?

  Nostalgia Critic : No, security guard I didn't know worked here, except... a mystery.

  Roger : Oh yeah? And what mystery is that?

  Nostalgia Critic : Well, the last time I reviewed a Scooby-Doo movie, it nearly killed me, creating a rift in the space-time continuum from an angel named Roger that I killed in a Christmas special years ago, links here.

  Roger : Ah. So there's only one person who could be responsible for this.

  Nostalgia Critic : Yes. And I have no idea who that person is.

  Roger : Seriously?

  Nostalgia Critic : But I know the wild, wacky, mystery-solving group who can figure it out.

  Roger : Do they involve hijinks?

  Nostalgia Critic : Of course.

  Roger : Goofy antics?

  Nostalgia Critic : Naturally.

  Roger : Crazy misadventures?

  Nostalgia Critic : I feel that these are all variations of the same thing, but yes.

  Roger : And who might they be?

  Nostalgia Critic : [talking on his cell phone]  Get me Gus, Lassie and Jules.

  Roger : [more than a little confused]  What?

• Roger : If you're looking for someone to blame for making you watch this movie, just know...

  [singsong voice] 

  Roger : ... he's probably closer than you realize.

  Nostalgia Critic : Don't you have a door to be in front of or something?

  [Roger nods in agreement and walks out, frustrated that the Critic hasn't figured out he is the one] 

  Roger : [punching the door frame in frustration]  Madre de pendejo!

  ["Son of a bitch!"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Some people never open their eyes.