- Riley Davis: What exactly do you do, Mr. MacGyver?
- Angus MacGyver: You know how you hack computers? Well, I hack everything else.
- Unknown: [Voiceover] Yeah, I know what you're thinking. If this guy's the hero, it's not looking good. But like my grandfather used to say, whatever doesn't kill you makes you want to get even.
- Angus MacGyver: Humans became the most dominant species on Earth not by being stronger or faster, but by being adaptable. We look at a sharp rock, and we see a spear. We take a metal ingot, we turn it into handcuffs. We look at a bobby pin... and we see a key.