Rodney Dangerfield: Self

Quotes 

• Rodney Dangerfield : I had trouble with my wife before we got married, y'know? We weren't together for six months, then she gave me the air - told me it was all over. I said to her, "What's the matter? Is there somebody else?" She looked at me; she said, "There must be."

• Rodney Dangerfield : I got a crazy doctor. He told me to keep smoking if I want to stop chewing gum.