You're the Worst (TV Series)
The Only Thing That Helps (2016)
Todd Robert Anderson: Vernon Barbara
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[Ben Folds resumes playing piano when Jimmy storms out of his own father's funeral]
Ben Folds : Hey, folks, if, uh, you're gonna Instagram this, be sure to, uh, hashtag BenFoldsSightings, BenFoldsIsEverywhere, and BenFoldsMovesToLA. If you do, I'll personally tell you what "Brick" is really about.
Vernon Barbara : Abortion.
Ben Folds : No.
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Edgar Quintero : Hey. Do you have any weed?
Vernon Barbara : Can't afford it with this stupid budget Becca's got me on, so I've been smoking dried banana peels. Why don't you just get a pot card?
Edgar Quintero : The VA says it'll mess with my benefits, but it's, like, the only thing that helps, so... I don't know what to do.
Vernon Barbara : The doctor in me is like "You're the patient. Take what you've been prescribed, you dumb little bitch."
Edgar Quintero : Yeah, that's what I figured.
Vernon Barbara : But the human in me? Is like "Smoke that ganj, yo." Real talk? It's bullroar that you can't get a pot card. You went to war. And straight berserkered on fools. That's an actual reason. Like, everyone at this party has a pot card for a dumb reason. Gretchen said she had insomnia, Lindsay said her back hurt...
Ben Folds : [holding up his left hand while playing piano with his right] Piano fingers.
Edgar Quintero : What reason did you use?
Vernon Barbara : I just said I saw a dog.
Edgar Quintero : Did you?
Vernon Barbara : No, man. Total lie, I didn't see a dog all day. Well, on TV, sure. You can't turn on a TV without seeing, like, three or four of them shits.