"You're the Worst" The Only Thing That Helps (TV Episode 2016) Poster

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(2016)

Desmin Borges: Edgar Quintero

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  • [Iraq War veteran Edgar is meeting with his VA caseworker] 

    Edgar Quintero : So what I found is that marijuana really helps me with my symptoms, and I - I was just wondering if there's some sort of form I could fill out to make sure that it doesn't interfere with my other benefits.

    Caseworker : You just walked into a government building and asked if we'd be cool with you taking illegal drugs. Maybe on your way home you can stop at the DMV and ask if they'll let you steal some cars.

    Edgar Quintero : Well, pot is legal in California.

    Caseworker : Oh. You mean the independent nation of California? Is that the army you fought for? The Army of California? How'd they pay you? Avocados and screenplays?

  • Edgar Quintero : Hey. Do you have any weed?

    Vernon Barbara : Can't afford it with this stupid budget Becca's got me on, so I've been smoking dried banana peels. Why don't you just get a pot card?

    Edgar Quintero : The VA says it'll mess with my benefits, but it's, like, the only thing that helps, so... I don't know what to do.

    Vernon Barbara : The doctor in me is like "You're the patient. Take what you've been prescribed, you dumb little bitch."

    Edgar Quintero : Yeah, that's what I figured.

    Vernon Barbara : But the human in me? Is like "Smoke that ganj, yo." Real talk? It's bullroar that you can't get a pot card. You went to war. And straight berserkered on fools. That's an actual reason. Like, everyone at this party has a pot card for a dumb reason. Gretchen said she had insomnia, Lindsay said her back hurt...

    Ben Folds : [holding up his left hand while playing piano with his right]  Piano fingers.

    Edgar Quintero : What reason did you use?

    Vernon Barbara : I just said I saw a dog.

    Edgar Quintero : Did you?

    Vernon Barbara : No, man. Total lie, I didn't see a dog all day. Well, on TV, sure. You can't turn on a TV without seeing, like, three or four of them shits.

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