Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Real Fake News (2017)
Peter Scanavino: Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.
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Quotes
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : The Endless Truth just posted some new accusations.
Olivia Benson : Against who?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : You and Rollins. You need to see this.
[as they gather around his desk, he shows them his laptop]
Olivia Benson : Those pictures are from yesterday.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : You notice somebody following you?
Olivia Benson : I wasn't looking.
Amanda Rollins : "How to explain SVU cover-up of Coral Dragon sex ring: Detectives Benson and Rollins both have fatherless babies of unknown origin. Human flesh payoffs from sex ring to look the other way? What do you think?".
Odafin Tutuola : I think this guy needs his computer shoved down his throat.
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Odafin Tutuola : This restaurant has no basement.
Amanda Rollins : Unusual for New York.
Olivia Benson : Yeah, but it kind of rules out the sex slave dungeon.
Amanda Rollins : This restaurant... the Internet is not letting this go. It claims that the Coral Dragon has this deep, hidden basement that you guys just didn't look hard enough to find.
Odafin Tutuola : There's no basement! Who believes this stuff?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Nowadays, people are gonna believe what they wanna believe.
Olivia Benson : But there is such a thing as reality, so who's putting out this stuff about the Coral Dragon?
Amanda Rollins : Well, it's this website, TheEndlessTruth.com. And your guy with the rifle, Malcolm Barnstable, he'd been posting comments.
Olivia Benson : "Thank you for exposing this evil. These people have to be stopped."
Odafin Tutuola : TheEndlessTruth.com has to be stopped.
Olivia Benson : Well, if idiots with guns are taking their lead from them, yeah.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : The Endless Truth is still pushing that garbage story. Now some of its readers are posting threats against you and Rollins.
Amanda Rollins : What about Jesse and Noah?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Some of the self investigators like that guy Malcolm, they're interested in them.
Amanda Rollins : [clicking a comment] "Someone should take those kids from their so-called mothers and test their DNA. Crack the sex ring. Let the truth ring out."
Olivia Benson : Arrest the son of a bitch who runs that thing.
Odafin Tutuola : For what?
Olivia Benson : Breathing.
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Ron Duca : I didn't stalk anyone. I didn't kidnap anyone. I just raised a legitimate question about this unit's odd failure to investigate a ring that enslaves children.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Do you even believe anything you're saying right now, huh? Or is this all about money for clicks on ads?
Ron Duca : You clearly have no interest in getting to the bottom of this. If you did, you'd have an independent laboratory test those children's DNA and tell us where they came from.
Olivia Benson : [getting in his face] Because of your insane fantasies about "human flesh payoffs"?
Odafin Tutuola : [watching in the observation room] Think she's gonna rip his head off?
Amanda Rollins : If she doesn't, I will.
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Amanda Rollins : So not only is Duca fighting the subpoena, he's representing himself.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Well, as they say, anybody that represents themselves has a fool for a client.
Olivia Benson : Yeah, well, unfortunately he's more dangerous than that.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : Hey, where's everybody been? It's just been me and the Congressman over here.
Olivia Benson : The Congressman?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, he walked in half an hour ago. He's been waiting in your office.
Odafin Tutuola : A Congressman waiting around for a half hour?
Amanda Rollins : He must really want your vote.
Olivia Benson : Okay, what does he really want?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : He wants to talk to you. That's what he said.
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Computer Crimes Tech : These are the innocent images. There are also semi-nudes showing off the merchandise.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Where are these from?
Computer Crimes Tech : Could be across the street. Could be Romania.
Odafin Tutuola : The come-on lines are in English.
Computer Crimes Tech : Universal language of pedophiles, like air traffic controllers.
Odafin Tutuola : That's a U.S. phone number.
Computer Crimes Tech : Burner cell. They don't pick up unless they recognize the caller ID. You have to be a known customer.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Okay, what if we work backwards? We go from the pimp to the customers?
Computer Crimes Tech : It's not hard for johns to anonymize themselves. They'd be pretty dumb not to.
Odafin Tutuola : They can't all be geniuses. Can we at least try?
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Amanda Rollins : Duca didn't look happy.
Olivia Benson : Good. Look, we need to get his hard drive to Computer Crimes as soon as possible.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : On my way to Evidence Control right now.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : If you really want to help children who are victimized, then tell us who sent you those hacked e-mails.
Ron Duca : I told you, I don't know. But I do know that young sex slaves sometimes get pregnant and have babies their bosses don't want, and you are a single woman without a child who suddenly, out of nowhere, gets a mystery baby.
Olivia Benson : Oh, that baby is not a mystery. That baby is my son.
Ron Duca : Yeah, where'd he come from?
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : I guess we can pick up some General Tso's chicken while we're here, at least.
Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, Rollins wants some sesame noodles.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, maybe tomorrow we can investigate Italian.