The Incredible Jessica James (2017)
Jessica Williams: Jessica James
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Quotes
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Jessica James : What?
Boone : I *really* like you.
Jessica James : Yeah, Boone. Of course you do. Everyone does. I'm freaking dope.
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Boone : How do you pay your rent?
Jessica James : I work at a non-profit in Hell's kitchen. I teach public school kids how to write and produce their own plays.
Boone : So, how do you pay your rent?
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Tinder Guy : What should I have done?
Jessica James : I don't know. Maybe just like... grab me by the shoulders and whisper something really sexy in my ear.
Tinder Guy : Like what?
Jessica James : Like... um, go... in the bathroom and take off your panties. I wanna smell 'em.
Tinder Guy : And... and you would've done that if I told you to do that?
Jessica James : Maybe. I don't know. There's a huge chance I would have just punched you in your ding-a-ling, but who knows?
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Boone : I wouldn't say this is anymore or less awkward than every other part of the night.
Jessica James : [laughs] That's funny. You're funny.
Boone : Yeah.
[pause]
Boone : I'm also good at cunnilingus.
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Jessica James : Why did you get married?
Boone : I think I was in a hurry to get on with my life.
Jessica James : What went wrong?
Boone : I'm still figuring that out. But, I'm pretty sure it was her fault.
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Jessica James : You know how I pretty much moved here to escape my family?
Tasha : Yes, you and everybody else who moved here.
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Jessica James : Just because you catch a unicorn in the wild doesn't mean you get to tap it whenever you want, buddy.
Boone : Are you calling yourself a unicorn?
Jessica James : Maybe.
Boone : Didn't realize unicorns are so arrogant.
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Heather : Hi! I'm Heather.
Jessica James : I'm sure you are.
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Jessica James : I want you to think about feeling nothing. And, I mean, really think about it. And, I want you to write a paragraph on it for class next week. Four sentences minimum. Do you think you can do that?
Shandra : Do I have to?
Jessica James : This is theatre, Shandra. We don't have to do any of this. We do it *simply because we must.*
Shandra : [ridiculed] What?
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Damon : I need to tell you how I feel.
Jessica James : Okay. Fine. How do you feel?
Damon : I... I don't know.
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Jessica James : Do you have more than one vibrator?
Tasha : Uh, has one man ever fulfilled *all* of your needs?
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Sarah Jones : What does theatre actually mean to you?
Jessica James : I just love it.
Sarah Jones : nd... you're doing it. Like, that's why we're here. Right? This is it. There's kind of not more to it than that.
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Boone : You know how I used to obsess about everything she did online?
Jessica James : I do.
Boone : Now the only page I refresh is yours.
Jessica James : Come on.
Boone : Oh, that... sounded better in my head.
