Once Upon a Time (TV Series)

Wish You Were Here (2016)

Lana Parrilla: Regina Mills, Evil Queen

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Captain Hook : Do you really think you've got something in your vault that can destroy it?

  Regina Mills : We don't want to destroy it. We want to understand it.

  Captain Hook : It's fated to kill her.

  Emma Swan : The hooded figure who uses it is fated to kill me. We need to figure out who that is.

  Regina Mills : And then we can worry about destroying things.

• Mr. Gold : Thinking of going for a drive?

  Evil Queen : Rumple, I'm in no mood.

  Mr. Gold : [seeing the cut on her cheek]  Looks like the savior's found a weapon. Now, normally I'd be upset that someone stole from me, but in this case, I think I'll let Ms. Swan's pilfering slide, and I can focus on finding my son. And you can prepare... to die.

  [he magically puts a gold bracelet on her wrist] 

  Mr. Gold : Now, no matter where you go, I can find you. You see, what you did to me, to Belle, was unforgivable. So if, at the end of the day, the savior has yet to dispatch of you, rest assured that after I find my son, I will gladly finish the job.

• David Nolan : That was Leroy. Evil Queen was spotted headed down Main Street.

  Regina Mills : All right. Let's go.

  Emma Swan : No. You can't. The only way you can hurt her is to hurt yourself, and I can't let you do that.

  [Regina moves to argue] 

  Emma Swan : I've got this. You need to stay here with Henry.

• Henry Mills : Where did she go?

  Captain Hook : We have no idea, Henry.

  Regina Mills : But we're trying to figure that out, right? Because I didn't stay behind for you to screw things up.

  David Nolan : Hey, take it easy on us. It was the queen.

  Regina Mills : I know who it was. Maybe use some of that defensive energy to figure out where she is! You're her father. You must have some idea.

  David Nolan : Yeah, I am her father. That doesn't mean I know everything. What about you, Hook? You live with her now. Did she give you any ideas?

  Captain Hook : If I had an idea, don't you think I'd have bloody well mentioned it by now?

  David Nolan : How do you share a home with someone and not know their secrets?

  Captain Hook : Because we don't stand around and talk about what happens when a bloody genie appears, mate!

• Emma Swan : The person I was here just wasn't me. The fighting and the pain, it's... it's what makes me *me*. I'm good with that. Even if it means my end. 'Cause, you know... that other person kind of sucked.

  Regina Mills : Yeah, singing Princess Emma isn't my favorite model.

  Emma Swan : I didn't sing...

  [Regina raises an eyebrow] 

  Emma Swan : ...that you saw.

• Captain Hook : What the devil?

  Evil Queen : Mm, not the devil. My genie.

  Aladdin : I'm sorry.

  Evil Queen : I believe I have three wishes.

  Aladdin : Go ahead. Wish. They always come with a price.

  Evil Queen : [with relish]  That they do. Which is why I'm not going to wish something for me.

  [to Emma] 

  Evil Queen : I'm going to give you something. Something you've always wanted, something you confided about to Aladdin.

  Emma Swan : You heard us?

  Evil Queen : Don't you know by now? I hear everything. You wished you weren't the savior. So that's exactly what you're going to get. Genie of Agrabah, I wish that Emma Swan's wish to have never been the savior... be granted.

• Aladdin : Appletini? Really? Isn't that a bit on the nose? Even for you?

  Evil Queen : I like what I like.

• Regina Mills : [posing as the Evil Queen]  Sorry I'm late.

  Doc : It's the Queen! Run!

  Queen Snow White : She's not the Queen anymore...!

  [Regina freezes Queen Snow and King David] 

  Regina Mills : Look at them, missing out on this... happy, happy day. I vow to destroy their happiness, if it is the last thing I do.

• Evil Queen : [lasciviously]  There's much we can explore in this master-genie relationship.

  Aladdin : Ambition... met.

  Regina Mills : [walks in]  Having fun in my office?

  Evil Queen : Well, as a matter of fact, I was about to.

  [winks at Aladdin] 

  Aladdin : Ew.