Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Scarecrow (2016)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

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Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : Does anyone know when agent fill-the-blank start? Because I cannot begin my detailed, rumor-based background check without a name

  Luke Alvez : You couldn't find anything out with all your superpowers?

  Penelope Garcia : Oh, haha, newby! It's not like I haven't tried. I checked with all the mes in other units to see if any of their agents are transferring over. Nobody knows diddley-squat

• Penelope Garcia : So, whoever this well-qualified mystery person is, I say, once they join, we change our name from The Magnificent Seven to The Awesome Eight, huh? It's perfect

  Jennifer Jareau , Dr. Spencer Reid , Luke Alvez : [in doubt]  Eh, no... maybe, no

  Penelope Garcia : I am declaring dictatorship! You guys don't get a vote,

  [to Luke] 

  Penelope Garcia : especially you, newbie

• Penelope Garcia : I matched a 911-call that mentioned a very distinctive and eponymous tattoo on her décolletage, that means she had a tattoo of cherries on her...

  David Rossi : Yeah, we got it

• Emily Prentiss : Garcia, are you there?

  Penelope Garcia : Yes, on every level of consciousness. How may I serve?