- Max: What about this one? A pedigree dog. Affectionate, gentle, obedient and... doesn't he remind you of someone?
- Jacques Blanchot: I don't know.
- Max: Take another look!
- Jacques Blanchot: No, I have no idea.
- Max: Hitler.
- Max: If you want to take part in the training course, you must do so as a dog.
- Jacques Blanchot: Er...
- Max: What?
- Jacques Blanchot: Well, I'm a man, ain't I?
- Max: Are you sure?
- Jacques Blanchot: Yes, well I... I think so.
- Max: What kind of dog do you want?
- Jacques Blanchot: I don't really know...
- Max: A small one? A big one?
- Jacques Blanchot: A medium one. This one looks nice. This one's dead.
- Max: This one's dead.