Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Mr. Santiago (2016)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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• Captain Ray Holt : The first time I met Kevin's parents, I called Brahm's "Funf Gesange" opus 106... when it is, obviously, opus 104. They haven't spoken to me since.

  Jake Peralta : Really? Just for that?

  Captain Ray Holt : Yes, also because they're huge homophobes who think that I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia.

• Terry Jeffords : [about his plan to win over Amy's dad]  Wow, you are really pulling this off.

  Jake Peralta : I know, all this research is actually gonna work. Should I prepare for things all the time?

  Terry Jeffords : Yeah.

  Jake Peralta : [Doesn't pay him any attention]  Nah, that's crazy.

• Victor Santiago : You're not good enough for my Amy. I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad. Burn on you.