"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" Robert Blake/Louie Anderson/Selma Diamond (TV Episode 1984) - Johnny Carson as Self - Host

Johnny Carson : That could make a new series - "A Bullet for Brandon"... No. Now, let me explain... Now, let me explain... All in jest. Brandon Tartikoff is the president of NBC Entertainment - also has a great sense of humor... and knows every lawyer in town.

Robert Blake : And probably has another job waiting, so we won't worry about him.

Johnny Carson : OK; when you... when you th-... Between McDonald's, the Catholic Church, and Brandon, I may not be back tomorrow night, either.
Johnny Carson : Are you getting all the love you need?

Robert Blake : Uh... no. I'm still on the, uh, retention program. I'm not gettin' any love.
Robert Blake : I've got so many miles on me, from startin' when I'm two years old, that literally... I mean, I need old people to be with, to talk about the things that I'm talkin' about, you know. And - and when you get somebody my age or younger, they ain't really been where I been and done what I done.

Johnny Carson : Why don't you go on a weekend, go down and - and cruise Sun City?
Selma Diamond : I don't get depressed about anything. Because, uh... and I mean this - when you're depressed, nobody cares. So, uh, I'm cheerful - like now.

Johnny Carson : ...You mean you're on a high now? What - what is a down trip like for you?

Johnny Carson: Self - Host