The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Robert Blake/Louie Anderson/Selma Diamond (1984)
Louie Anderson: Self - Guest Comic
Quotes
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Louie Anderson : [opening his stand-up act] I can't stay long; I'm in between meals, so bear with me... I was just at McDonald's, and all those statistics just changed.
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Louie Anderson : And the bums down at the beach - always comin' up to you, those guys. "Hey, buddy - could you help me out with a sandwich?" "Well, sure - where is it?"
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Louie Anderson : People say, "Louie, why do you do those fat jokes?" 'Cause if I didn't, you guys would sit out there and go, "You think he knows he's that big?"
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Louie Anderson : Of course, when I go camping, the bears put *their* food up in the trees.