Last Man Standing (TV Series)
Precious Snowflakes (2016)
Tim Allen: Mike Baxter
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Quotes
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Mike Baxter : I know what microaggressions are. It's the latest liberal attack on free speech, and a lot of fun if you do them right.
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Mike Baxter : You know who else wouldn't approve the speech they want me to give? Me... and God, who I'm also not allowed to mention, but I do.
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Vanessa Baxter : Hey, how was your day?
Mike Baxter : You know that scene in Jurassic Park, where the dinosaur finds the guy stuck in the mud, spits at him, and then eats him?
Vanessa Baxter : That bad, huh?
Mike Baxter : No, that good. At work, I am the dinosaur.
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Mike Baxter : Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and all of you on the fence.
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Mike Baxter : You'd like to call me a name, wouldn't you? But you can't, cause I'm in a safe space.