Tim Johnson: Phegis Rilbin
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Quotes
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Indiana Jones : How did I get here? One minute I'm rappelling down a cave and the next I'm in a studio?
Phegis Rilbin : Well I could explain that to you Indiana, except it would entail a detailed understanding of wormholes, quantum physics, and of course Chinese takeout.
Indiana Jones : Right on, thanks. Psycho!
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Phegis Rilbin : You'll play golf at all the finest resorts, sail the world in your private yacht, hobknobbing with the social elite and playing tennis with David Hasselhoff.
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Phegis Rilbin : You vill have great athletic abilities. Basketball skills surpassing those of Michael Jordan, you vill slug home runs like the Great Bambino. You will run the mile in no more than three minutes und 22 seconds. You vill have your own line of cologne, shoes, und geriatric diapers. You have heard of Jerry Rice, Prefontaine, even ze great Arnold? Girly men all of them, you will be the greatest! No one will be larger than you!
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Phegis Rilbin : So... is that your final answer?
