- Himself - Host: Look at this guy. Trump thinks he can out-police the police by hiring his own Sipowicz.
- Himself - Host: You say "It could be the stupidest thing he could do" like it's a warning, but Trump hears that and takes it as a challenge. "Oh, I could come up with something stupider. Here's an idea: Let's replace the Statue of Liberty with Bob's Big Boy."
- Himself - Host: What's up with casual Chris Christie? Guy's out of office and he looks like he just closed down another beach.