- Gavin Free: I'm gonna walk outside and see a bunch of Uno cards driving down the street. Cross the Uno, to get to my Uno
- Lil' J: Oh did you throw it to me, Gav? Hey Gavin, here's looking at you!
- [Throws down Reverse card]
- Gavin Free: Oh thanks, Jeremy! You know what my favorite color is?
- [Throws down blue Reverse card]
- Gavin Free: Blue. Blue for you.
- Lil' J: Oh really? You know what my favorite hand is? Yours.
- [Throws down blue 7 and takes Gavin's cards]
- Gavin Free: Oh... Shit...
- Gavin Free: And audience, if you're still with us...
- BM Vagabond: Are you fucking kidding me?
- Gavin Free: All the way from the beginning...
- DGgeoff: *exasperated sigh*
- Gavin Free: I'm very sorry...
- DGgeoff: Mood has shifted.
- Gavin Free: We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.
- Lil' J: Yep...
- Editor: ...No. Go fuck yourself.
- DGgeoff: AHH! I traded in my ocean for a bigger ocean.
- Gavin Free: I traded in my ocean for a piss... a bowl of piss.
- Lil' J: You do have a bowl of piss.
- DGgeoff: [Throws down yellow Draw 2]
- Gavin Free: AHH! Oh, it's okay.
- [Throws down yellow Draw 2]
- Lil' J: AHHHH! It's okay.
- [Throws down red Draw 2]
- BM Vagabond: AHHHHHH! Fuck!
- [draws 6 cards]
- Gavin Free: Man, you really tricked me there, Geoff. It's like someone shot me with a "dumb bullet".
- Lil' J: Hey Gav, you know what my favourite hand is? Yours.
- Lil' J: [Takes Gavin's cards]
- Gavin Free: *High pitch bird squawk*
- Lil' J: Coming back around, Jack, I really appreciate that, here's looking at you, kid.
- BM Vagabond: God damn it, Jeremy. You fucked me.
- Lil' J: Sure did.
- BM Vagabond: Fuck!
- Gavin Free: Oh No!
- BM Vagabond: Yeah, that's the only thing I could fucking do!
- Gavin Free: WHAT THE PAP~!
- BM Vagabond: Just handed Geoff a solid hand...
- Gavin Free: Hey Jeremy!
- Lil' J: Yo.
- Gavin Free: You're a bitch.
- [Throws down green Skip card]
- Lil' J: Thanks, pal.
- BM Vagabond: Ooh, get fucked!
- Lil' J: I'm gonna come at ya hard.
- DGgeoff: Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"
- BM Vagabond: Oh, Jeremy can do some dirty work right now.
- Lil' J: Yup. There's some fuckery going on.
- BM Vagabond: Yeah there is.
- Lil' J: There is a wee bit o' fuckery
- Gavin Free: Hey, Jeremy...
- Lil' J: Yeah?
- Gavin Free: [throws down a card that skips Jeremy's turn] Boston.
- [beat]
- Lil' J: I, uh, I hate you.
- [laughter ensues]