Modern Family (TV Series)
Do You Believe in Magic (2017)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin, Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay Pritchett : You mean addiction.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Yes, of course. He built an addiction to his house for making love to his many girlfriends.
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Jay Pritchett : [Looking over his mail] Crap. Crap. Crappuchino. Charlie Craplin.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : In Colombia, when the old men start yelling at their mail. we put them on a sand bar and wait for the tide to come in.
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Manny Delgado : It's a no-go. Alexa wanted to use the hot tub tonight, but apparently she can't find her bathing suit.
Jay Pritchett : If you don't come home smelling of light beer and chlorine, do not come home at all.
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Jay Pritchett : First off, Joe is not a mini-me.
Joe Pritchett : Crap. Crapola. Crapinski.
Jay Pritchett : Well, maybe a little.