- Piper Chapman: Have you ever tried progressive muscle relaxation? You start with your toes and tense them as hard as you can. Then relax completely. And work your way up your body, all the way up to the top of your head.
- Alex Vause: How do you tense your head?
- Piper Chapman: I don't know. Stop questioning my methods.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: If this, if this don't go my way, I ain't going back to Litchfield. I ain't spending the rest of my life in there.
- Joe Caputo: Taystee. We shouldn't even be thinking about that possibility.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: I got 2 options that could happen when the jury comes back and I've got to think about both. I've got to prepare for both. Do you understand that? Mr Caputo, its nice, what you're trying to do and all but the jury ain't going to see some article.
- Joe Caputo: But they did see you. They saw you take that stand and shine. They saw the Taystee I know, who wouldn't hurt anybody.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: No.
- Joe Caputo: Who inspired me, cause she wouldn't stop finding, and scraping for justice.
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: No! No! No! Were you paying attention? There ain't no justice. Not for Poussey. And not for me!
- Joe Caputo: Then what am I doing here, Taystee? What have we been doing this whole time?
- Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson, Joe Caputo: Charades.
- Carol Denning: Something must've gone wrong out there?
- Barbara Denning: Yeah? You think so?
- Carol Denning: You got something to say to me Barb?
- Barbara Denning: Are you threatening me Carol?
- Carol Denning: That depends on what you got planned, Barb. 'Cause I'm here to kill Frieda
- Barbara Denning: [menacingly] Bullshit!
- Carol Denning: [defensively] Bulltrue!
- Barbara Denning: Everybody knows, you're a fucking liar!
- [Barb draws her shiv]
- Barbara Denning: Now move away from the door.
- Carol Denning: [Drawing two of her shivs] Call me a liar again, you two faced bitch!
- Barbara Denning: You, stole that glass of ice story from me. And that makes you a fuckin' liar and I WILL call you one. Now move away from the goddamned door!
- Carol Denning: [angry] Can't do that, till you put that shiv away! And that "Glass of Ice" story HAPPENED, to me! Probably you don't remember clearly because you have so much cum on the brain from all the blowjobs you were giving in the bathroom.
- Barbara Denning: FUCKING LIAR!