- Dennis Reynolds: After every encounter, I received a text confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment. Now you may ask, would a woman really text that, Dennis? Their phones did.
- Dennis Reynolds: There's really only one thing that determines whether a person will be accused of sexual harassment and that is... ugliness.
- Charlie Kelly: We really don't know how funny the joke is yet because we haven't seen the girls boobs. Can we see them?