The Orville (TV Series)
Command Performance (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Capt. Ed Mercer
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Quotes
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Alara Kitan : Eggs?
Ed Mercer : That's what he said. Moclans reproduce by laying eggs. Which I never knew.
John LaMarr : Well, where does it come out of? The butt?
Ed Mercer : You know, John, I didn't really pry into those kinds of specifics.
John LaMarr : How is that not the first thing you ask?
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Ed Mercer : I want eggs now.
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[first lines]
Captain Mercer : Come in.
Bortus : Good day, Captain.
Captain Mercer : Bortus, how are you ?
Bortus : I apologise for intruding upon your work.
Captain Mercer : No, no, it's fine.
Bortus : What is... that?
Captain Mercer : That is, ah, Kermit the Frog.
Bortus : I do not recognise the species.
Captain Mercer : It's... an amphibious lifeform, from Earth.
Bortus : Is it someone you know?
Captain Mercer : No no, he's just... a leader... I admire. Always keeps his cool in a crisis, inspires greatness in his people, He's... So! What can I do for you?