Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

The Throuple (2017)

Dan Levy: David Rose

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• David Rose : [after finding his cake in the fridge]  Who picked through my cake and only left the icing?

  Alexis Rose : Who eats the icing?

  David Rose : What kind of barnyard were you raised in where you eat somebody else's food?

  Alexis Rose : So, you can share a boyfriend but you can't share food?

  David Rose : Okay we're not sharing a boyfriend. Stevie and I are dating Jake at the same time.

  Alexis Rose : Oh really? Because in my experience with throuples.

  David Rose : We're not a throuple.

  Alexis Rose : In my experience with three people there's always a favourite. Just like how mom loves you more.

  David Rose : First of all that's not true and don't use mom in an analogy about my relationship thank you.

  Moira Rose : David? Lunch today?

  David Rose : No.

  Moira Rose : Oh, well I guess I'll dine alone!

  Alexis Rose : See?

  Moira Rose : See what?

  David Rose : Alexis seems to think that you like me more?

  Moira Rose : Alexis don't be ridiculous. This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.

  Alexis Rose : I was sitting right here!

  Moira Rose : I just didn't see you there.