Happy Anniversary (I) (2018)
Ben Schwartz: Sam
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Quotes
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Sam : It's not called gently reclining in love. It's called falling in love. Because, yeah, it could hurt, but you're never gonna know unless you jump off the fucking ledge.
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Sam : I see the glass of water as half full. *She* sees the water as poisoned. Also, there is a chip in the glass. So, when you drink it, it's gonna cut your esophagus; you're gonna bleed everywhere.
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[Mollie is testing colors for the door]
Mollie : So, what do you think?
Sam : Ooh, they're great.
Mollie : Yeah, but which do you prefer?
Sam : [confused] I... I don't...
Mollie : No, pick one.
Sam : The-the middle, the one in the middle.
Mollie : The door's already painted that color.
Sam : [as if the point is proven] Aah!
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Sam : [angry] You liked me because I'm smart, so don't treat me like I'm a *fucking* idiot.