- Jocelyn Schitt: Here's the thing: these parties are - not great. Last year, it went to 3:00 AM with Twyla going around winking at everyone, till she realized she hadn't picked a murderer. And the year before that, she had THREE murderers, and one of them actually robbed the cafe!
- David Rose: Did you know that, according to IMDb, Rosa Parks was on an episode of"Touched by an Angel"?
- Johnny Rose: [calling Moira to ask why she isn't at Twyla's Murder Mystery Party] Well, the way Twyla keeps asking about you, I'm pretty sure that YOU'RE the murderer!
- David Rose: Then, they'll never catch me.
- [hangs up phone]