- David Rose: I just found out that the person who voted in favor of that disgusting store was my own mother!
- Moira Rose: I did it to protect you!
- David Rose: Thank you for a wonderful ride.
- Roland Schitt: You know, I'm starting to get the impression that you're upset.
- David Rose: [sarcastically] What would make you think that?
- Roland Schitt: Well, I first noticed it when Heart came on and nobody was taking the high parts...
- Roland Schitt: We need a top and a bottom, like a skirt, which you know about, because you're wearing on6.
- David Rose: This is pants, which just happens to have a pant fabric front and back- Oh, okay..
- Roland Schitt: Yeah, it's a skirt.
- David Rose: I just think the clothes are a bit.
- Becky: Flirty? Sassy?
- David Rose: Skanky! I think the clothes are skanky!
- [Becky swallows her response]
- Roland Schitt: Okay, we'll take the funereal skirt, and the skanky blouse.