Criminal Minds (TV Series)

True North (2017)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• David Rossi : Garcia?

  Penelope Garcia : Yes sir, I'm here for you, sir.

  David Rossi : Cochrane University in Ohio. What's the out-of-state tuition?

  Penelope Garcia : Eh... Yikes! $37,000 annually. That's not taken in consideration books, cost of living, ramen, beer kegs, bean bags chairs, et cetera.

• Penelope Garcia : [Getting a search request from Rossi]  That's gonna take a different kind of rocket to another part of the cyber universe. Good thing I'm a galaxy girl. I'll hit you back.

• Penelope Garcia : Boy, was I wrong, which is rare, but it happens.

• Jennifer Jareau : Apparently, there is a quasi-religious cult not too far away.

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah, I already checked into that. I know I'm not the profiler here, but they didn't do it,

  David Rossi : What makes you so sure?

  Penelope Garcia : Because that cult is so respectful of life... Okay, they don't eat carrots because they grow in the earth! I practice non-violence with my food choices, but that is whack-a-doodle!

• Penelope Garcia : [Found possible unsub]  I do not have an address yet.

  Stephen Walker : Hurry.

  Penelope Garcia : You will learn in time that's the only speed I have, new guy who I'm not gonna call new guy!