- Chloe Decker: Hey, Monkey. Maze is gonna be just fine.
- Trixie: Then why do you look worried about her?
- Chloe Decker: I'm not worried about Maze. I'm worried about Canada.
- Linda Martin: [Partying at Lux] How do you do this every night?
- Mazikeen: How do you not?
- Linda Martin: Fear of liver failure, mostly.
- Mazikeen: With my knives and your gun? Piece a cake.
- Dan Espinoza: One small problem. I don't actually have my gun.
- Mazikeen: You're a cop and you don't have your gun?
- Dan Espinoza: I'm supposed to be on vacation!
- Mazikeen: A boring one, apparently.
- Mazikeen: [Answers phone] I don't know who punched a hole in the bathroom wall.
- Chloe Decker: That's not why I'm calling, but good to know.
- Ben Rivers: What?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, you're not *that* handsome.
- Ben Rivers: That's helpful. Thank you.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Do you know, I never thought I'd say this, Detective, but we need to go to Canada.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Where have you tracked Maze tracking her bounty to now?
- Chloe Decker: Yeah, okay. A taxi theft in Vancouver. A brawl with a curling team in Montreal. Oh, and the, uh, "bear attack" that happened in Prince Edward Island I think was her, too.
- Chloe Decker: I can tell you're worried... And that's actually really endearing... But Dan's there.
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's worse.
- Linda Martin: You're not concerned?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, please. Maze and I have been through the plagues, the floods, the Dave Matthews Band.
- Ben Rivers: [Being shot at by Joan] We can't just wait for her to mow us down.
- Mazikeen: Oh, I'm not waiting.
- [Pulls out knife]
- Ben Rivers: Seriously? Knives to a gunfight? What the hell was that suppo...
- [Maze throws blade]
- Joan: Ow!
- Mazikeen: And you're welcome.
- Joan: Well, if it isn't our clever little friend with the knives. So nice of you to join us.
- Mazikeen: Back off. He's mine.
- Ben Rivers: Okay, first off, ladies, I don't belong to anyone. And, secondly, I got these guys exactly where I want them. This gun to my head? I like it there.
- [Looks at goons]
- Ben Rivers: And these big scowly dudes? Harmless.
- Dan Espinoza: Not everyone has cash to burn.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, you should. I mean, sometimes I'll just light it on fire and throw it up in the air to see who...
- [Chloe and Dan give him dirty looks]
- Lucifer Morningstar: That was a turn of phrase, wasn't it?
- Chloe Decker: Right now, Maze needs a different kind of help.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What, some strong drugs and a lobotomy?
- Mazikeen: My next bounty should be here any minute.
- Linda Martin: You got your bounty to come to you? How'd you pull that off?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Let me guess. Blackmail. No. Promise of a threesome.
- Linda Martin: [Talking Maze through surgery] You'll have to fish out the bullet.
- Ben Rivers: Oh, you know what, I've grown kind of attached to it. I think I'm gonna keep it.
- Muffy Beauregard: [Maze is posing as a masseuse] Um, is it normal for you to massage my boobs?
- Mazikeen: I can stop if you want.
- Muffy Beauregard: ...Didn't say that.
- Lt. Herrera: Listen, if you're serious about this, you need to know that Rivers is manipulative. He's dangerous.
- Mazikeen: Oh, does he know kung fu?
- Lt. Herrera: Uh... I don't think so.
- Mazikeen: Mm. Too bad.
- Chloe Decker: You're under arrest.
- Lt. Herrera: Oh, come on. Really?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Really. And if it's any consolation, I suggested we beat you to death with our bare hands, but the detective insisted we do it by the book. And considering I know where you're eventually going to go, that's fine by me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Do you have to bring a bounty back alive? Would just the head suffice? 'Cause that is her thing. Maybe we could just super glue him back together on delivery.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Let's speak to the security guard, if only to prove that this Rivers is indeed a con man so I can freely punch him in his smug, mildly handsome face.