Lucifer (TV Series)

Chloe Does Lucifer (2017)

Rachael Harris: Linda Martin

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• Linda Martin : Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot.

  [Teary] 

  Linda Martin : Being a celestial insider... really sucks. I used to walk around thinking maybe reincarnation was real. Sure, it sounded bonkers, but I could still wonder, still hope...

  [sighs] 

  Linda Martin : What if I came back as a chameleon or something? Chameleons are cool.

• Lucifer Morningstar : In the end, the shoe turned out to be interesting, and the top hat, boring.

  Linda Martin : Right. So you're gonna embrace your boring side now?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I would, but I have no boring side.

• Linda Martin : I'm so glad you're here. I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial, and I could really use another opinion.

  [Holds up two urns] 

  Linda Martin : Um, okay. So, which one do you like best? Just, knee-jerk reaction. Go.

  Amenadiel : [Points]  That one?

  Linda Martin : [Skeptical]  Really? Really? You don't think it's too ornate?

  Amenadiel : [Points to the other one]  That one.

  Linda Martin : You're right. This one's simple, yet elegant. See, you're just the insight I needed.

• Linda Martin : How's that saying go? "We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars".

  Lucifer Morningstar : The stars are just gas bags, and I never would have fed Oscar that line had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me.

  Linda Martin : [Stunned]  Oscar freakin' Wilde? Really?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Mm-hmm. Now, *he* was an interesting bachelor.

• Linda Martin : So... Oscar, huh? Tell me everything.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well... he was straight when I first met him.