Lucifer (TV Series)
Chloe Does Lucifer (2017)
Lauren German: Chloe Decker
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Quotes
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Chloe Decker : No photos at a crime scene. Sorry.
Esther : Not even one last one with the handsome cop?
Lucifer Morningstar : Don't let the boring detective spoil things. It would be my pleasure.
[Ester walks past him to take a selfie with Dan]
Lucifer Morningstar : ... Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed to be a cop.
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Chloe Decker : What if Esther found out about Benji and Kim? Got jealous, lost control...
Lucifer Morningstar : This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane? It's-it's ludicrous! It's like me being jealous of that paper clip. Or Daniel.
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Chloe Decker : You're really tan. Are you, uh, are you a surfer?
Blue Eyed #2 : Well, I'd sure like to surf... in your eyes.
Lucifer Morningstar : [Listening in van] Ugh, dearie me. He's lucky it's not a crime to be a cheeseball.
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Lucifer Morningstar : She flew to Florence last week just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato.
Chloe Decker : She went on a plane to get ice cream?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, when you say it in English, it sounds silly.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Now, this poor victim, *she* is boring.
Chloe Decker : We don't know anything about her.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, don't we?
[Looks around apartment]
Lucifer Morningstar : Generic artwork, dull clothes, beige furniture. I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe... No mangoes, no papayas. Not even a measly avocado.