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3/10
And even with a budget of $1000.00?
pmaynard20 March 2019
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You would think that they could have of used better dolls/puppets with budget of a 1000.00 bucks. I gave it 3 stars just for the effort of making a ridiculous film. Maybe this was the whole idea of it, to make a memorable bad movie with the worst taste in dolls as the characters. Even claw machines at Walmart would have better looking potential characters for this film! All I can say is this is a ridiculously awful film but once you start watching you want to see how much worse it can get. The stupidity of it draws you in, all the while you keep repeating "what"?
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1/10
Maybe If You are On Crack
arfdawg-127 November 2018
I don't understand this movie. Is it supposed to be a comedy? It's a bunch of bad barbie and other dolls in front of a camera. Nothing horror yielding at all. Further, it's not funny. Or creative.

It's literally the worst movie I've seen in 20 years.
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9/10
Cheap but hilarious!
bloodbathmovies30 December 2019
Kind of a horror film version of "Team America: World Police".
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6/10
Great!
BandSAboutMovies2 August 2022
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Two decades to the very day, the Necro Murders are happening again. Investigative journalist Phineas Hogweather (played by a Count Chocula puppet) is watching his favorite cam girl when she's assaulted by the undead and very much alive again Logan. After meeting up with occult authority Professor Blackthorn (a baby doll with a Magic Marker drawn beard), the creature is chased around the planet and back to America, where our heroes unleash the Pentagon's deadly Killbot 9000 and, well, kill everything.

Made in Superpuppettronimation - which mainly means throwing blood at toys - and featuring just as much sex and violence as the original, but maybe even more because it's harder to be offended by puppets and dolls, I had an absolute blast with this absurd film, one that takes a full minute to explain that we're in the jungle, as we see the jungle, but then keep hearing Hogweather and Blackthorn discuss just how dark the jungle is.

A more than worthy sequel.
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