- Eugene: I just don't get it, Cass. Why can't Rapunzel let it go? Okay, so one person doesn't like her. Who cares?
- Cassandra: I know! I mean, only one person does like you, and you're okay with that.
- Eugene: Exactly -- oh, I see what you did there.
- Cassandra: I gotta get some lotion for his paws.
- [Gives the gopher to Eugene]
- Cassandra: Can you watch him for a few minutes?
- Eugene: Oh, are you sure I can be trusted with this hallowed Corona institution?
- Cassandra: I was talking to the gopher.
- King Frederic: Ladies and gentlemen of Corona, Princess Rapunzel!
- Rapunzel: [the crowd cheers and applauds] Thank you so much. Aw! You're all too kind.
- Unidentified Man: Boooo!
- Rapunzel: [Happily] And a boooo to you too, sir!
- Rapunzel: [Rapunzel has just finished a painting of the man who booed her] Okay, I'd say that looks like our booer, wouldn't you, Pascal?
- [Pascal croaks]
- Rapunzel: Now, we just need to figure out who he is. Someone has to know him, right?
- Eugene: [the door opens] Hey, it's Monty!
- Rapunzel: [Gasps] Wait! You know him?
- Eugene: Of course I -- Everyone knows Monty!
- Rapunzel: Well, probably because he's really grouchy and doesn't like anyone, right?
- Eugene: What? Uncle Monty? He's the sweetest guy in all Corona. Let me tell you. *If* there were someone he didn't like, that person
- [chuckling]
- Eugene: would have to be the most horrib...
- [Realizes what is happening]
- Eugene: Oh, my goodness! That's the guy who booed you, isn't it?
- Rapunzel: [Sadly] Yes.
- Eugene: [Stammering] Wait. Wait a minute. No. Uh, now that I'm looking at it -- 'cause I'm really looking at it now,
- [chuckling]
- Eugene: before I glanced it -- that is not Monty. No, that... is... Rude Guy... er. Rude Guyer! Yeah. Oh, boy!
- [Pascal is unconvinced]
- Eugene: Nobody likes Rude Guyer.
- [His voice dies]
- Eugene: 'Cause he's such a rude guy.
- Eugene: [Trying to delay the Gopher Grab, until Grigorio the Gopher eats his berries] I mean, you gotta ask yourself, "Am I spreading goodwill, or am I spreading good... won't?"
- [Cassandra appears, holding Grigorio. The crowd cheers and applauds. Eugene rushes to finish his speech]
- Eugene: So, in conclusion, spread goodwill. Thank you for your time, bye!
- Uncle Monty: [Monty has fallen into the river, chasing the gopher. He tries to hold on to a rock, but he slips away] Forget me. Get that gopher! No! No, don't forget me! I was trying to sound brave! It backfired!
- Uncle Monty: Your Majesty, you went through all this just to win my favor?
- Rapunzel: I know, I know, it's a little crazy, but... I just had to know why you booed me.
- Uncle Monty: Fine. You want to know why I booed?
- Rapunzel: [eagerly] Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Uncle Monty: The seal.
- Rapunzel: Wait. The goodwill seal?
- Uncle Monty: Yes, the goodwill seal. You redesigned a perfectly good seal.
- Rapunzel: I, I'm sorry?
- Uncle Monty: Since you've returned, everything's changed. I mean, come on. A royal in bare feet? Pub thugs in the castle? The list goes on. It's like you and your free spirit have a total disregard for tradition. And then I realized that, well... maybe that spirit and to-heck-with-it attitude aren't so bad after all.
- [Rapunzel brightens]
- Uncle Monty: I mean, you did inspire me to achieve my life's dream.
- [He looks down at the gopher in his apron and pets it]
- Rapunzel: See? I told you that with...
- Uncle Monty: But then you put on this deceitful charade and made a complete fool of me!