Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2017 Video)
JP Karliak: Willy Wonka
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Quotes
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Grandpa Joe : Excuse me, Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka : I'm incredibly busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe : But, what about Charlie's lifetime supply of chocolate? When does he get it?
Willy Wonka : He doesn't.
Grandpa Joe : What? Why not?
Willy Wonka : Because, he broke the factory rules.
Grandpa Joe : What factory rules?
[to Charlie]
Grandpa Joe : We didn't see any rules.
[He stands up to Joe, angrily]
Willy Wonka : Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37 of the contract signed by him, all offers shall become null and void, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... you stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks! And to make matters worse...
[opens the half door, sees Tom, Jerry and Tuffy]
Willy Wonka : You allowed a cat into my factory! A cat, and his two filthy mice friends! Now, the entire factory will have to be sterilized! So, you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!
[returns to his work]
Grandpa Joe : You're a cheat! How can you build a little boy's hopes and then... disappoint him like this?
Willy Wonka : [to Joe, angry] I said GOOD DAY!
[returns to his work]
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Willy Wonka : So, Charlie? How do you like my factory?
Charlie Bucket : Mr. Wonka, it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
Willy Wonka : I'm very happy to hear you say that. Because, I'm giving to you.
[Charlie gasps]
Grandpa Joe : You're giving the factory to Charlie?
Willy Wonka : Absolutely. You can move in immediately. You and your entire family, you can bring them all. Even Tom and Jerry.
[Tom and Jerry flips and high fives]
Charlie Bucket : Wow! I still can't believe this is happening.
Willy Wonka : You know what happens to the boy, who suddenly got everything he ever wanted.
Charlie Bucket : What?
Willy Wonka : He lived happily ever after.
[Charlie laughs and gives Wonka a hug]
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[Willy Wonka sees a lickable wallpaper with a cat hair, shocked and gasped]
Willy Wonka : My wall! My beautiful, beautiful licking wall!
[uses his magnifying glass, takes his cat hair]
Willy Wonka : Is this... cat fur? Now, the factory will have to be triple sanitized! Whoever is responsible will be permanently banished from the premises forever, permanently!
[Charlie and Grandpa Joe pause, He comes to Willy Wonka]
Grandpa Joe : Aw, that's not cat fur, Mr. Wonka. Some of my mustache came off when I was licking this wall.
[He sees his mustache with his magnifying glass, to him]
Willy Wonka : Are you sure?
Grandpa Joe : Absolutely.
[takes the cat and puts it on, sneezes and then smiles at him]
Willy Wonka : My mistake. Please, forgive me.
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Willy Wonka : Augustus, no! Please, dear boy! Don't do that, My chocolate river must never be touched by human hands!
[stops Augustus, He falls into chocolate river]
Augustus Gloop : Help! Help!
Willy Wonka : My chocolate! My poor sweet beautiful chocolate!
Augustus Gloop : Help! Help me!
Charlie Bucket : [uses the lollipop] Now, pull!
Mrs. Gloop : Don't just stand there, do something!
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Willy Wonka : Charlie? My boy, you did it! You won the contest! I knew you would!
[laughs]
Willy Wonka : Oh, Charlie. Please, forgive me for putting you and your friends through this. Forgive me. Please, forgive me. Charlie, let me introduce Mr. Wilkinson.
Mr. Wilkinson : [formerly Slugworth] Pleasure to meet you, Charlie.
Charlie Bucket : Slugworth!
Willy Wonka : No! This isn't Slugworth! He's one of my workers. He was only pretending.
Tuffy : But, you said you had a master plan against Mr. Wonka!
Mr. Wilkinson : [laughs] No, my boy. My master plan was to help Wonka find an heir. I was concerned that you, and Tom and Jerry would interfere with that plan. So, I had to try and stop you.
Spike : Who knew?
Willy Wonka : Oh, Charlie. I had to test you and you passed with flying colors! This is all so exciting! But, we have to get going. So much time and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
[Grandpa Joe and Charlie follows Willy Wonka to the Great Glass Wonkavator]
Willy Wonka : We'll take the Wonkavator. If you please, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir.
[sees Tuffy, follows him]
Willy Wonka : Oh, Tuffy! It looks like you've grown a lot. Come on in, Oompa-Loompa.
Tuffy : [gasps, excited] Oompa Loompa doopity doo!
[goes into the Wonkavator with Charlie and Grandpa Joe]
