Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Mood (2017)

Ice-T: Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola

Quotes 

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : [about Savannah]  She's behind on all her bills. Most of these credit card statements are final notices.

  Odafin Tutuola : That's what your twenties are for. Racking up credit debt.

• Olivia Benson : Tracy Montgomery was a cashier who worked at a Chevron station at a minimart. She claimed she was raped at gunpoint by three guys in the storage closet.

  Odafin Tutuola : Only the cash register receipts showed she made six sales during the time of that attack.

  Olivia Benson : So I could have blown it off and I probably should have blown it off, but the bottom line is the truth of what her two cousins were doing to her from the time she was three years old, was far worse than anything she could have made up. Sometimes girls like Tracy, girls like Savannah, need to make up fairy tales just to get through the day.

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : What's up?

  Amanda Rollins : It's my dog walker. Franny just peed on my new shag carpet.

  Odafin Tutuola : That dog pees more than my diabetic granddaddy.

  Amanda Rollins : You got a granddaddy that's still alive?

  Odafin Tutuola : Grandpa Iggy Tutuola. 95, healthy as a horse.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Except for the diabetes.

  Odafin Tutuola : Where I'm from, diabetes is like a head cold.

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : I never paid a bill late in my life. Not even then.

  Odafin Tutuola : What? You couldn't handle all the Hail Marys?

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : God had nothing to do with it. I wanted to finance a Mustang. Bad credit, I would have been dead in the water.

• Odafin Tutuola : 160, huh? Must've had a good week.

  Nick Collins : I don't brag.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : [guesturing to his shirt]  Oh, yeah? What do you call that, then?

  Nick Collins : A sales tool. Would you pay someone to teach you how to spice up your sex life who could count...

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Do not say "conquests".

  Nick Collins : ...his successful dates on one hand?

  Odafin Tutuola : What's your secret?

  Nick Collins : That'll cost you.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : [to Fin]  Okay, you want to call Consumer Fraud or should I?

  Nick Collins : Fine. Look at me. What do you see? A little bit of Brad Pitt's younger brother, right? Around the eyes?

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, if I had one too many and the lights were out.

• Odafin Tutuola : Savannah was raped all right, by the system. Her parents are both drug addicts and all-around dirtbags. It took them dying to get her out of that house.

• Dominick Carisi Jr. : This photo was taken Tuesday the 12th at 11:00 p.m. Savannah told us the rape happened at 9:00 p.m. So she goes out drinking with her friends two hours after she was raped?

  Odafin Tutuola : I know that guy's T-shirt. It's from a company called Pick-Up Kings. It's where tools teach other tools how to bed a different chick every night of the week.

  Dominick Carisi Jr. : So the numbers on the shirt...?

  Odafin Tutuola : Those are notches in his belt.