- Randy Forrester: [as Santa, little girl whispers in his ear] A what? You want a *what*?
- [girl whispers again]
- Randy Forrester: A mermaid? Hm, well, let me put in a good word with your mom and I'll see if I can get your mermaid.
- [hands her a silver bell]
- Randy Forrester: Now you ring this bell on Christmas Eve and I'll come see you.
- Pam Forrester: [about his check for piano lessons] You're not making much progress, you're not making *any* progress, I don't
- [looks around the living room]
- Pam Forrester: Joe, where's your piano?
- [realizes]
- Pam Forrester: You don't have a piano.
- Joe Haggarty: I don't have a niece Tillie either.
- Pam Forrester: But, I've been giving you piano lessons every day for three weeks.
- Joe Haggarty: [smiles] And they were worth every penny.
- Joe Haggarty: My niece, Tillie, is getting married in the spring and I wanted to play the wedding march on the piano for her, would it be impossible for me to learn it by then?
- Pam Forrester: Not if you work very hard.
- Joe Haggarty: So it *is* impossible, I was afraid of that.
- [laughs]
- Connie Forrester: The answer's no.
- Will DiNova: What is?
- Connie Forrester: No, I haven't been with anyone else since my husband died. You know at first you're just worried about what your kid will think, but then when even he's asking why you're not going out with anyone, you realize it's more complicated.
- Will DiNova: It's not complicated to me.
- Female Shopper: Pie in the Face? Is that a game I can play with my family?
- Randy Forrester: I don't know your family, ma'am.