- Cheryl Blossom: [in bed with Toni] Full disclosure? I... didn't... want to invite all the girls tonight. But I knew my hideous mother would never allow me to invite just you. Which is... what I craved.
- Reggie Mantle: [after Veronica comes back from the bathroom] Veronica, I heard you got a face full of dairy. I've got some nuts to top off that shake.
- Betty Cooper: Leave her alone, Reggie!
- Veronica Lodge: [warns] You do not wanna push me right now.
- Jughead Jones: Inner Circle, Cousin Betty, I didn't just bring you to Thistlehouse for a girlish slumber party. The truth is, I'm *terrified* of being alone here. There's a stranger in this house, my Uncle Claudius. He's mad. Ever since he blew in, I feel like I'm in mortal peril.
- Toni Topaz: Wait, I'm confused. Is this real or are we playing a game?
- Jughead Jones: All too real... Tee-Tee. I hear they're plotting against me and Nana Rose. Mumzie cultivates esoteric herbs in the conservatory. Tannis root, jimsonweed. I'm afraid to eat for fear of being poisoned.
- Cheryl Blossom: Cheryl, are you sure you're not... imagining things?
- Veronica Lodge: Well, if she is, Josie, then maybe I am, too. There's a stranger in my life as well. Chic. With him lurking behind every corner, my house feels...
- Jughead Jones: Dangerous. Deadly. I sympathize.
- Hermione Lodge: Veronica? Rough day on the campaign trail?
- Veronica Lodge: How did you find out about that?
- Hermione Lodge: Weatherbee called.
- [gets up from behind her desk]
- Hermione Lodge: He also read me the flyer that's been going around school. Now do you see why we asked you to keep a low profile? And instead, you're running for student council president? Why?
- Veronica Lodge: Because, Mom...
- [tearfully]
- Veronica Lodge: I'm out there, every day, facing what you and Daddy have done, what we've done. And maybe if I'm their president... people at school, like Ethel Muggs... or Jughead or... or even Betty... will stop looking at me like I'm just the daughter of criminals. Like I'm a criminal, too. We're out there fighting a holy war, Mom. I need something I can use as a shield
- [shakes her head]
- Veronica Lodge: against everything that's coming our way. Protection from everybody out there who hates us. Who's out for our blood.
- Hermione Lodge: Any and all goodwill during this election will go a long way. And, Veronica... this campaign isn't gonna be easy. Especially since we had to lead with your father's plans for the prison. Certain people in town and in school are gonna see us as the enemy. So after this celebrity endorsement, let's keep our heads down. Let this storm past, understand?
- Veronica Lodge: Color me a wallflower.
- Toni Topaz: Cheryl, what is it?
- Cheryl Blossom: [dismayed] He's wearing my father's pajamas.
- Toni Topaz: What?
- Cheryl Blossom: My uncle... Toni...
- [as thunder rumbles]
- Cheryl Blossom: I think they pushed my Nana down the stairs. And I think I'm next.
- Alice Cooper: Betty. What...? Is it...? Is it true? Are you...?
- [holds up her hand]
- Alice Cooper: Are you and Jughead...?
- Betty Cooper: Yeah, Mom, we are.
- Betty Cooper: If I really wanted to scare you... Chic... I would go around to the Sheriff's office and explain to him how you brained a man in our kitchen.
- Toni Topaz: [deleted scene] So this is where you've been hiding out.
- Cheryl Blossom: [been at her unconscious grandmother's side in hospital] Toni...! How did you find me?
- Toni Topaz: It took me a minute. Then I thought... this is exactly where I would be if my Nana was in the hospital.
- [sees the tears]
- Toni Topaz: Cheryl? What is it?
- Cheryl Blossom: I'm *so* exhausted. And, Toni, I am here for my Nana, but not in the way you think.
- [very nervous]
- Cheryl Blossom: I wanna make sure my mother and Uncle Claudius don't come by to hurt her... and finish what they did when they pushed her down the stairs.