- Betty Cooper: [all singing] Every day / I just pray / Every move I make is right / Where I go / Who I know...
- Veronica Lodge: Will I be alone on Saturday night? / I don't worry / If I blow my SATs / But I worry / What can I possibly do?
- Cheryl Blossom: To squeeze in / Pow / Why not now? / When will I belong? / Look where I am / Damn / My whole life feels wrong...
- Toni Topaz: What if I do snap? / Holy crap! / I'd crawl out of my skin / And so would you...
- other girls, together as choir: 'Cause life just doesn't begin / Until you're in...
- Betty Cooper: [singing] Tommy, lately, I've just not been feeling right / I'm so ashamed of how we've all been treating Carrie White / Now, I realize this is hardly your concern / I hate to drag you into this, but I've got nowhere else to turn / Do me a favor..
- Veronica Lodge: There's something that Carrie White will just have to learn / If she plays with fire, she's gonna get burned / I want her to pay up for all that she cost me / And make her good and sorry that she ever crossed me...
- Betty Cooper: You gotta help me...
- Veronica Lodge: If you help me...
- Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge: I could even up this debt / And we could both give Carrie White / A night she won't forget / Do me a favor / Think of Carrie / I've said everything I could / But one small act of kindness might change Carrie's life for good...
- Veronica Lodge: [singing] Guess what? Ever since the world began / Same plot / Everyone's been dumping on their fellow man / Pounding the people they feel better than / I hope you're taking notes 'cause you feel everyone deserves a shot...
- [fingers snapped]
- Veronica Lodge: Get real, some of us have got it, girl / And some got squat/ That's the truth, oh, honey, like it or not / I hate to break it to ya / My Daddy taught me / You get nowhere being nice / So, now I'm sharing his advice / The world according to *Chris* is better to strike than get struck / Better to screw than get screwed / You'd probably think it's bizarre / And that's the way things are... / My Daddy taught me who's on top / And who's below / And now it's time I let you... *know* / The world according to *Chris* is / Better to punch than get punched / Better to burn than get burned / Learn that and you gotta go far / 'cause that's the way things are!