- Betty Cooper: [on cellphone] Cheryl?
- Cheryl Blossom: The Black Hood just attacked me at Thistlehouse.
- Cheryl Blossom: Oh, my God... Was it my Dad?
- Cheryl Blossom: Based on waistline alone, it could have been him, yes. Luckily I was able to get to my archery set and hunting cape.
- Betty Cooper: You didn't kill him, did you?
- Cheryl Blossom: No, I shot to wound. I hit him in the right shoulder. He fled into the woods where I plan to track him. Just in case he escapes my clutches, be forewarned: Now that he's a maimed animal, he's operating on instinct... ready to lash out and kill *anyone* in his path. Even his loved ones.
- Cheryl Blossom: [in Little Red Riding Hood outfit, to the Black Hood she had just wounded in the shoulder with an arrow:] I suggest you run while you still can. I only miss when I mean to.
- Veronica Lodge: Where do you plan on getting the million dollars to pay for this lunatic bounty?
- Hermione Lodge: Your father has secret funds.
- Veronica Lodge: My ass he does! And if Daddy thinks he can use my money for one of his Machiavellian ploys, he better think again... because I'm taking back what I got from the St. Clairs.
- [heads for Hiram's office]
- Hermione Lodge: Your father already told you, he put that money in a trust for you.
- Veronica Lodge: He stole it, you mean!
- [opens door to study]
- Cheryl Blossom: [archery champion has her arrow aimed straight and true at demonic Malachai] Get back, you hobgoblin!
- Cheryl Blossom: [re tied-hands Toni] Untie her... you Serpent hag!
- Penny Peabody: [sighs] Take her then.