Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Inside Voices (2018)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• [first lines] 

  Phil Coulson : General Hale. I know you're bummed the whole team-up thing isn't gonna happen. But it still seems kind of petty, taking away my cot... my chair... and my Cap'n Crunch. That last one really hurt. And you're gonna destroy the Earth, so...

• Glenn Talbot : Carl? What the hell are you doing here? Coulson, what the hell is Carl doing here?

  Phil Coulson : He can explain it to you later. Are you okay to travel?

  Glenn Talbot : Oh, no, I'm not in the best shape.

  Carl Creel : If your robot hadn't shot him in the head.

  Phil Coulson : If you want to buy Hale's story, too, fine. But can we agree that this man needs to get out of here?

  Glenn Talbot : Listen to him, son. He's an ally. I'd like to get back and see my wife and child.

  Phil Coulson : We good?

  Carl Creel : Yeah, let's get going.

• [Coulson, General Talbot and Creel run into General Hale's daughter Ruby] 

  Phil Coulson : If you're thinking of blond jokes, now's not the time.

  Glenn Talbot : I got a bunch of 'em.

• Glenn Talbot : Oh, no, no! I'm not interested in going to outer space. I'm not a damn cosmonaut.

  Phil Coulson : I think as long as we avoid the altitude dial, we should end up somewhere on Earth.

  Glenn Talbot : You know the Earth's 70% water, right?

• Phil Coulson : Glenn, I know we're under a bit of strain here, but I'm gonna need you to use your inside voice.

  Glenn Talbot : [speaking loudly]  This *is* my inside voice!

  Phil Coulson : Okay, then, your softer inside voice.

• Phil Coulson : You can tell the general there's nothing you can do to make me join her evil league of evil.