Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Big House Pt. 2 (2017)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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• Jake Peralta : [Talks to himself, trying to get through solitary]  Okay. No big deal. Five days is nothing. I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome. "Die Hard 6" on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone oh, boy, that happened fast.

• Caleb : Well, you know, whenever I'm backed into a corner, I just do what I do best: I drive across country, forge a new identity, and then take a job as a camp counselor.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, my God. Caleb, you're a genius.

  Caleb : I wouldn't say genius. That camp ran a pretty extensive background check.

• Jake Peralta : Oh, my God, I guess I'm addicted to meth. No, I'm not. I just love it and I am consumed with the thought of doing it again.

• Warden Granville : Maybe you just need some extra incentive. Find the stash, or I'll tell everybody you're a snitch.

  Jake Peralta : What? No. They'll kill me. You don't want that, right? It'd probably be a lot of paperwork for you.

  Warden Granville : Oh, it's not. It's just one form, and it's already filled out. We just have to staple a picture of your corpse to it.

  Jake Peralta : Great. Prison... is great.