- Squidward Tentacles: [on the phone to Man Ray] Hello, Man Ray? The weather changed my plans. I'm coming home. Not to worry, though. You'll get a full refund on the rent, so long as there's no damage to my place.
- [Man Ray hangs up]
- Squidward Tentacles: Hello?
- [Man Ray laughs maniacally]
- Man Ray: That idiot octopus doesn't know I gave him a phony check!
- [He smashes the phone]
- Man Ray: I just wanted a vacation!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Evil never takes a vacation!
- Man Ray: Did you just make that up? Because that sounds pretty good! Do you mind if I use it?
- Squidward Tentacles: We need to come at this another way! A smart, dignified way. I know! We'll sabotage the place!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Squidward, who is tangled in the rope net] Oh, I don't know what to do. I guess this place belongs to the gym guys, now.
- [He walks away from the trapped octopus]
- Squidward Tentacles: [plaintively] Don't leave me, SpongeBob!
- [Startled, he catches himself on his own freudian slip]
- Squidward Tentacles: Wait, what am I saying?