- Clive Babineaux: Hello, I'm Detective Babineaux, homicide, and this is Liv Moore. You might remember her as the star of Murder, She Wrote.
- Major Lilywhite: What'd you see?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Were you losing your virginity to Howard Hughes?
- Olivia Moore: I believe I'll be saving that information for my driver.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Liv, Clive isn't your driv...
- [Liv walks off]
- Clive Babineaux: I guess this is what they call "the good life"
- Olivia Moore: With these knees, they better have an elevator in "the good life" or you're going to be carrying me up the stairs like a Sherpa.
- Clive Babineaux: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Clive Babineaux: Did Mrs. Brinks have any enemies you know of?
- Carlton Clerg: None that I can think of. Mrs. Brinks was well-loved.
- Olivia Moore: [On Mrs Binks' brain] You club-foots be careful with that piano, comprende? You drop it, I'll bury you in it!
- Clive Babineaux: ...No one?
- Mrs. Brinks' Chef: Mrs. Brinks wasn't afraid to tell you what she thought, but she had such a generous spirit. A big laugh, and such a way with words.
- Olivia Moore: Raggle fraggle riggin frakety frack. Ugh!
- Clive Babineaux: What are you doing?
- Olivia Moore: Oh, just trying to warm up my rum toddy.
- Clive Babineaux: You got into their rum?
- Olivia Moore: Yeah! And I'm trying to warm it up in the microheater but I can never figure these gizmos out.
- Ernie: Why would anyone kill such a nice old lady? Every day at sunset, she used to walk the gardens and tell me how much she loved them.
- Olivia Moore: I bet she didn't love these gladiolas. They are crap. Crapiolas!
- Major Lilywhite: These guys are smart. They know they can either leave on foot or in cuffs.
- Tucker Fritz: What? Are you gonna "miracle" those cuffs on us? You and some girl? Yeah, I mean sure, you guys got guns but we got guns, too.
- Al-Shabez: ...Theirs are bigger.
- Clive Babineaux: [to the chef] You programmed Mrs. Brinks' safe, because she wasn't good with that stuff, was she?
- Olivia Moore: Who can blame her? All the stupid gadgets these days, beepin' and boppin' and boopin'.
- Olivia Moore: Get over here, you dirty little soldier boy, and let mama show you a trick I like to call the "Loni Anderson."
- Major Lilywhite: Do I want to ask what brain you're on right now?
- Mrs. Brinks' Chef: He's only six. Mrs. Brinks would rather let him die than loan me 20 grand. She said it would set a bad precedent.
- Olivia Moore: Well, it would.