- Detective Llewellyn Watts: The City of Love with a beautiful woman. You'd be a fool to say no.
- Constable George Crabtree: I thought you said it was the City of Light.
- Detective Llewellyn Watts: Light, love. Are they not one and the same?
- Constable George Crabtree: I prefer to love with the lights off, sir. I fear I'm bashful.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Take Crabtree with you.
- Detective Llewellyn Watts: I don't need a minder.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I was thinking more of a shield.
- Constable George Crabtree: Inspector!
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: It's a bloody joke, Crabtree.
- Constable George Crabtree: Ha, bloody, ha.