- Don E: I am a team player. After all, there is no "I" in billionaire.
- [Smiles]
- Don E: There's two.
- Blaine DeBeers: There's three.
- Don E: The third is silent.
- Clive Babineaux: [Reading Liv's personal ad] "I wanna spend the rest of my life decomposing with you."
- Olivia Moore: What? What? It's zombie romance.
- Clive Babineaux, Ravi Chakrabarti: No.
- Clive Babineaux: No, no, no, no. It's desperate.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's what someone would point to if you decapitated a stranger at the back of a bus and they were looking for warning signs.
- Blaine DeBeers: Renegade's operating out of a laundromat.
- Don E: Nice. Which one?
- Blaine DeBeers: There's more than one? I don't know anything about laundromats, I'm rich.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Reading Liv's personal ad] "Liv from the Scratching Post." "Tim, my blue crew twinsie. You stole a kiss then stole my heart." Liv, you didn't. You did not post a Missed Connection...
- Clive Babineaux: "I believe in feta?"
- Olivia Moore: Fate! I was very hungry.
- Don E: You have the zombie cures?
- Blaine DeBeers: Uh-huh.
- Don E: Oh, my God! We're gonna be billionaires!
- Blaine DeBeers: No, no. *I* am a potential billionaire. You are a man who's desperate to prove his loyalty to me, so you can reap the benefits of my success.
- Don E: That's fair.
- Clive Babineaux: You don't even know his last name. Look. You wrote, "Mrs. Tim's wife."
- Olivia Moore: Clive, what's even in a last name?
- Clive Babineaux: Accountability.
- Don E: I know plenty of zombies that would kill for your gig. I dunno, Blaine. Maybe we should give one of them a call.
- Blaine DeBeers: Maybe. But then, of course, we have to trick them into working full-time without benefits. And we, never pay overtime, which even I feel bad about. So how about we just take the path of least resistance, and, Tanner, you learn how to lock the door.
- Tanner: ...So I'm... underpaid?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: So, I swear, I'm not making this up.
- [Points to each of the three skulls]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Larry, Moe and Hurley.
- [Liv and Clive stare at him]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Their names are Larry Nunn, Moreece Dubois and Doug Hurley. Larry, Moe and Hurley. That's insane.
- Clive Babineaux: It'd be insane if the last one was Curley. Like the Stooges.
- Olivia Moore: [after finding out Tim is a zombie-supremacist] Goodbye, Tim. I guess I didn't need to know your last name after all.
- Tim: It's Timmerson.
- Olivia Moore: Tim... Timmerson? No, thank you.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I just need to get into character.
- [Puts on a posh accent]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. The rain in Spain...
- Olivia Moore: [Cockney] 'ello, Ravi. I'm a good girl, I am.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Liv, I'm trying to channel Prince William and you sound like a garbage disposal with vocal fry.
- Olivia Moore: I thought you were doing My Fair Lady, OG makeover movie.