- [reading the Rotten Tomatoes score for "Dragonball: Evolution"]
- LittleKuriboh: It's over NINE PERCENT!
- Nostalgia Critic: WHAT? NINE PERCENT? There's no way that could be right, CAN IT?
- Nostalgia Critic: In a long line of botched live-action anime adaptations, "Dragonball Evolution" is arguably the most infamous. For years, I've gotten fan requests to talk about this cinematic ball-buster, but sadly, even though I'm a fan of some anime shows and films, "Dragon Ball" is not one I know a great deal about.
- MasakoX, LittleKuriboh: That's where we come in!
- MasakoX: MasakoX from "Dragon Ball Z Abridged"...
- LittleKuriboh: ...and LittleKuriboh from "Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged".
- Nostalgia Critic: That's right, a Japanese anime dubbed by Americans, now analyzed by two Brits!
- LittleKuriboh: It makes as much sense as anything else in this movie.
- MasakoX: So even though in the show that focuses on mastering energy, here, it's mastering...
- [sighs]
- MasakoX: airbending.
- Nostalgia Critic: They do not call it that.
- MasakoX: Oh, but they do.
- Roshi: The most basic of all the airbending techniques.
- Nostalgia Critic: Do they know the difference between animes, non-animes and abominations of God?