- Ruby Hill: So what? I just ask Harry's Spanish teacher if she wants a side hustle?
- Annie Marks: I mean, she probably does. Teachers make next to nothing.
- Beth Boland: We know tons of women who could use extra cash.
- Ruby Hill: This isn't Mary Kay! You can't just serve a bitch a mini-muffin and invite her to join you in a life of crime.
- Boomer: You can talk to me, Nana...
- Marion: Oh, that's different, Leslie. A woman needs the companionship of other women.
- Annie Marks: What about your friends, Marion?
- Marion: They're dead!
- Beth Boland: How do you not get caught?
- Rio: School ain't in session right now.
- Beth Boland: Hey, come on. We just cleaned $1/2 million for you.
- Rio: I flip my game.
- Beth Boland: What does that mean?
- Rio: It means, I flip my game.
- Annie Marks: Uh, she knows all those words individually but not, like, in a row.
- Beth Boland: My keys didn't work in the front door.
- Dean Boland: I had all the locks changed. Hey did you get milk? We're out.
- Beth Boland: Why did you do that?
- Dean Boland: I want you to feel safe in your own home. Oh and by the way, Fred, from work, he's gonna close for me from now on.
- Beth Boland: Didn't he just have a baby?
- Dean Boland: Twins, they're super cute. I just don't like the idea of you being home alone.
- Beth Boland: You don't have to come home early.
- Dean Boland: I just wish we could turn that bounce house guy in.
- Beth Boland: He's not a bounce house guy.
- Dean Boland: I know but still.
- Beth Boland: And you can't turn him in.
- Dean Boland: Look, he's not gonna mess with you anymore. Alright? Not on my watch.
- Beth Boland: [laughs]
- Dean Boland: What's so funny?
- Beth Boland: I mean who says that? Not on my watch young lady!
- [laughs]
- Dean Boland: Dangerous people took advantage of you.
- Beth Boland: [laughs] Yeah, they took advantage of me.
- Dean Boland: I don't see anything funny about any of this.
- Beth Boland: How did they take advantage of me, Dean? Am I so naive and innocent? I must be!
- Dean Boland: I never said that.
- Beth Boland: I must be dumb, too. Just a little lamb to the slaughter.
- Dean Boland: I didn't say that.
- Beth Boland: You didn't have to. How little you must think of me. They didn't take advantage of me, it was a choice. I wanted to. And you have no idea what I have done or even who I am. And that little wifey of yours who lived to make you dinner has left the building and she is not coming back.
- Dean Boland: I mean I'm sitting here... what is this?
- Beth Boland: [dumps 4 bags of cash on deans lap] Yeah, I did forget the milk.
- Dean Boland: Beth, what the hell is going on?
- Beth Boland: And let Fred go back to his babies, I'm not afraid of the dark.